| 00:00 - 00:03 | we picked up the vans |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they have gone to Berlin and loaded up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we will meet them there |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | hopefully have plenty of time to get the ferry and be at Donington in plenty of time |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as long as the traffic on the way out isn't too shit |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine, so what group are we in |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | any of the lads booked on? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Main Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | fast |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we are all in fast group |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | i have it on good authority that Martyn North will be there in fast |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Bollocks! would all novice or inters riders please get out of my sight... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck were you thinking |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you put us all in fast group with Martyn fucking North |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | you lads better pull your fingers out or we will all be fucked |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | if you cunts show me up... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | you'll be on the first train to Auschwitz |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | if North is on facebook saying Hitlers SS should be in knob head group |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i won't be able to take that bullshit in public |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | so help me god... i will bomb every circuit in England |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer... i don't think he is that fast.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | wind your neck in chap... he will tear you a new anus |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer... he is on an outdated Suzuki |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | General... he has balls like watermelon |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | he will be all over you... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | even if you are only a second or two off his pace |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the man has no patience for that... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | he thinks he can carry 70mph more corner speed than a knob head rider |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | he will fuck you off to a bike meet and ridicule your slicks |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you even have ohlins suspension and the latest dated tyres |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | you are everything ha hates... he's gonna have us by the balls |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | we even booked fast cos knob head group was full... fuck me sideways |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | thank fuck i upgraded the beemer |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | superbike spec engine... gets my fucking blood pumping |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he won't touch me on the power |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | you knobs worry me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | three of you are on 600s for christs sake |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | he will be all over you through Starkeys and Schwantz on the gas |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | the only way you'll hold him off... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | is if you pull a big enough gap from Redgate through the old hairpin |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | otherwise he will muller you on the straight |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | the 600s wont be totally fucked... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | lets just not post any tyre pictures... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i can never tell if its cold tear... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or rebound |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | take two clicks off rebound... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i can't take any chances |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | not while sharing the same track as Martyn North |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | real riders must get on. |
