00:00 - 00:03 | Solitaire have left after hearing you tried to betray them |
00:04 - 00:05 | and sold their fortizars to Lumpy and Bebop |
00:05 - 00:07 | who are attacking us here in YI-8 |
00:08 - 00:12 | Rane and Sarcos are running around like headless chickens |
00:12 - 00:15 | Bebop's allies have our fleets heavily outnumbered. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Our hurricane doctrine will defeat them. |
00:19 - 00:21 | And GOTG will bring reinforcements. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Archie... |
00:27 - 00:28 | GOTG... |
00:31 - 00:33 | GOTG are being invaded by TEST. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Nobody can fly the fucking cane's either. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Sirus, Nelios and Sangria. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you people fucking retarded!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Sirus said to train CANES! |
01:18 - 01:23 | No one should fly anything but glorious hurricanes. |
01:25 - 01:28 | You can fly them after two days of training |
01:29 - 01:31 | Their alpha gives me an erection |
01:31 - 01:34 | This is down to those fucking Solitaire assholes |
01:34 - 01:37 | Always telling people we need to use Ferox |
01:37 - 01:40 | saying Bebop kite and our cane fit doesn't lock over 70k |
01:40 - 01:42 | Well, technically they were right and you were a fucking idiot. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give my grandmothers balls if they were right. |
01:46 - 01:48 | You tried to kick them for disagreeing with you |
01:48 - 01:52 | Who gives a giant spacefuck? |
01:53 - 01:54 | This is my fucking space. |
01:56 - 01:57 | You're all a bunch of carebears |
01:57 - 02:00 | that can't even get ten guys in fleet by yourselves. |
02:00 - 02:03 | That's the only reason we needed Solitaire |
02:04 - 02:08 | they actually knew how to do something other than mine veldspar |
02:08 - 02:13 | When you do turn up, it's just endless fucking caracals |
02:14 - 02:16 | I want to kill you myself half the time |
02:17 - 02:21 | Things are fucked when you can't even fight better than the Amish Mafia. |
02:27 - 02:29 | So what the hell do we do now? |
02:30 - 02:34 | You know... I'm awesome at level 4s... |
02:34 - 02:36 | Massive ticks! |
02:41 - 02:42 | But you know what... |
02:43 - 02:47 | This wouldn't have happened if Horde just came when we asked |
02:48 - 02:53 | It shouldn't matter if we asked every fucking day. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Those shitlords are meant to protect us. |
02:56 - 02:59 | It's not like we can do it ourselves. |
03:00 - 03:02 | When you can't even fit a fucking battlecruiser |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'll help you fit your cane. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I wanted to fly cool doctrines |
03:19 - 03:23 | Just like the big alliances use... |
03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Bebop have won |
03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe they will rent us some space in cloud ring |
03:46 - 03:49 | We could do their industry for them... |
03:53 - 03:55 | Go and build some ferox... |