| 00:00 - 00:02 | Honestly, it blocks all attacks |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Call you next week |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Ignore those sales guys |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Why? |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | But they said they said they can solve APT |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | You're shitting me |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | They can't even speak properly |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | And you can? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | At least I'm not selling FUD at a Blackhat party |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | They aren't even drunk, stupid assholes |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | It's an open bar |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | I don't know who's paying |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | But it's free and I'm wrecked |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Do you come here often? |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Did you hear about UPS? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | They're not accepting USB or links |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | What the fuck? Why? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | They're only accepting email attachments |
