| 00:01 - 00:06 | I want you to tell us about your college experience so far |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Are you feeling smarter and happy? |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | How are you liking it? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | - It's not good... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's an amazing college |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sorry |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | They have such an amazing staff of professors... |
| 00:27 - 00:36 | the professors are so over-qualified, I don't know why they are not teaching in heaven, cause they sound like angels. |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Sorry. I'm sorry. It's not funny. |
| 00:47 - 00:52 | You think the professors there are actually good? |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | I don't know why you are laughing... |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | I'm really sorry. |
| 01:01 - 01:11 | So, you were saying that you are not enjoying Humber, what is the problem? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | It's not helping me with anything... |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | They are very helpful... |
| 01:20 - 01:25 | The assignments and homeworks are not a waste of time... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and I love to hear "ZYGMÁÁ" |
| 01:39 - 01:44 | I'm gonna have to call Winnifred to teach you how to do a proper interview. |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | She knows everything about that |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | - No she doesn't |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | She knows everything... |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | I'm sorry. I'm trully sorry. |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | It was not funny. I'm sorry. |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | So, we have a guest here. A Humber professor. |
| 02:04 - 02:09 | His name is Gokhman. What do you have to say? |
| 02:09 - 02:12 | Teaching there is absolutely hell |
| 02:12 - 02:20 | I can't even talk to the other professors because they don't know the basics of teaching. |
| 02:18 - 02:21 | I feel sorry for you guys. |
| 02:21 - 02:24 | They are over-qualified to be there |
| 02:25 - 02:29 | I know monkeys that can teach better than that |
| 02:31 - 02:37 | I had to go on vacations because I couldn't stand them anymore. |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | "When he said the professores there are good... |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | I just lost it.... |
| 02:44 - 02:51 | I was not ready for that kind of joke... |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | funniest shit ever." |
