| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hope everyone enjoyed their two week vacation... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ..but we must hit the ground running |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | /Hearthstone has grown restless. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Revealing new cards may settle them down... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...or we risk losing momentum to the release date. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll leak them shortly but first tell me... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...how Titanic ended. You promised. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Brode... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rose.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rose told Jack she'd never let go but... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ..she let go physically. Jack drowned. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Inform your liaisons. Stop card reveals immediately. Kripp especially. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I asked for a happy love story! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A fucking happy love story! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For the past month, you tucked me in and told me this bedtime story... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...and this is how it ended!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It ended like this!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The one DiCaprio movie I never watched... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...and you strung me along for this heartbreaking ending! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are you out of your fucking mind!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Brode! Love is a JOURNEY, not a destination! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A fucking JOURNEY!? Un'Goro was a JOURNEY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Journey to Un'Goro was amazing! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're comparing dinosaurs to true love you fucking imbecile!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's just a fucking card game! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No one cares about love anymore. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All they care about is games like this new expansion. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We reveal a card this morning they call it garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Complaining about a game while Jack's flame of love is extinguished. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Crying for their Lightbomb replacement while Jack is LITERALLY "sleeping with the fishes." |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If games they want, it is games I'll give them! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll extinguish every ounce of hope they ever had for this expansion! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They didn't like Ice Cream Lich King? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What about me? I LIKED Ice Cream Lich King! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Evil serving me frozen yogurt?! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My dream. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Bust our asses every day but they still bring up old shit like the Warsong/Patron combo! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is taking some creative liberty with WoW lore too much to ask? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "The epic Lich King shouldn't serve Ice Cream." |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I know he's the epic fucking Lich King! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want ice cream served by evil incarnate, not a pretty girl! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't mean you. He'd love your ice cream! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This job gets to me sometimes. We work hard. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But one mistake and everything else gets overlooked... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...it hurts me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell Kripp, it's still on.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...but not today. Reveal them tomorrow so they can feel the pain of shattered hope. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Peasants, have fun with your Ticking Abomination. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'd like my ice cream now. |
