| 00:00 - 00:03 | With all the dumb shit JOPA has done during this deployment |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I believe it is the opportune time to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to conduct a Kangaroo Court. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | O-Funds should be able to afford it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | since the field grade haven't raided it in months. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's a great idea. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll do it at our next port call. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, Eilat... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...Greece... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...Both have been cancelled and know one knows |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | when the fuck the next port call is. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who isn't field grade, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck am I supposed to raise morale |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | if I can't put the Lt in LtCol? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First, S-5 fucks up the one in San Diego |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and now I can't even throw one while on deployment. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | *Titch's Boat Wives* |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | These JOPA are the worst JOPA ever. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've got one fighting naked dudes at the birthday ball. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I've got another one sending nudes to someone else's girlfriend. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it was only a half naked pic. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was his own roommate! Who the hell does that? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir, you should have seen his muscles. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care if he was Mr. Cosmo back in 2012. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's just the tip of the iceberg. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This JOPA hasn't even done a wetting down yet |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and half of them have already promoted. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Next you'll tell me I have a WTI masturbating on all the desks... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ...and that he video taped the whole thing. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If the MEU could realize it doesn't do anything and just pull into port... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ..we could be hazing the shit out of JOPA at a K-Court. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Give them stupid callsigns like "Bob" or even better, an acronym because we love that shit. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've waited my whole career... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...to be the CO at a K-Court. The power is intoxicating. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To feel like one of JOPA. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Boops |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That asshole is the GSO, he has nothing to do. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Put him in charge of the K-Court. He'll pull something out of his ass. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | For the love of God let's pray... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ... he doesn't plan it after we get home. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No way our wives will let us do that. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll see Titch at chow. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm just so tired of JOPA. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If I have to write another stupid NIPLOC.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...their department head... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...will be held accountable. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It has been a long deployment, but I still have faith in JOPA. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hopefully we'll pull into port and pull this off. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least the skid det isn't here. |
