| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see, they put in their canoes at Blackhawk River Runs, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | go past the bluffs, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then the nude beach, which is closed now, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and camp out overnight just north of Arena, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | wake up, and then get off the river at 1pm at Arena. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok, I'll pack tonight, leave |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Thursday and be on canoe trip this weekend. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Canoe Trip... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Canoe Trip was last weekend. We heard that... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they had a booze bus and everything. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following men will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I missed the goddamn trip again? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Early in the year, they invite me on the trip! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Every year, they dick me over! I buy all this shit for the trip and they dick me over again and again! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's always on the last weekend of July, they say. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Was this past weekend the last weekend of July? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "Yeah, yeah, Adolf, we'd love you to be on |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the trip this year. Last year was a misunderstanding!" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They can stick that lame-ass trip up their asses! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Leader, I cannot permit you to talk shit about Canoe Trip! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit! I'm calling them up and telling them their trip sucks ass! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, don't ruin your chance for next year! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's bullshit and you know it! You know who's planning next year! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Cor, Mitchell, and maybe Aaron. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You should see these assholes! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They make sandwiches with Kong Dongs, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | clap twice for beer, which they throw at your head, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and if you don't drink 5 when they say Grant Foster, you're the asshole! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They have rubber fists and a huge inflatable dong which makes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | everyone else on the river think they're gay! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then the idiots themselves. This Cor can't even wash out his coolers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Scotty doesn't know shit and Deez burns all the burritos! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A-Dogg throws candy at you all day while Schuk brags and brags |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | about "Oooh, I know Morgan Freeman!" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bullshit! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They even have this Jewish welder on the trip with a tattoo of Pit Pat! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I keep telling them I'm free and they screw me over again. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'd be the best one on this damn trip. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Make Canoe Trip Great Again. Bullshit. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | More like Make It Suck...Still! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerda, he doesn't really mean it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The thing is I made an awesome mix CD. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Lots of Wagner and polka music. They don't know what they missed. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Assholes. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll be a rookie again next year. Again. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But gentlemen, if you think I'm going to paddle on the outside of the ship, you're sorely mistaken. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather blow my brains out. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Make me a Kong Dong sandwich. |
