00:00 - 00:03 | Alright Mate, we've uploaded a new YouTube video |
00:04 - 00:05 | It'll help you gain Publicity |
00:05 - 00:07 | Right Over here, |
00:08 - 00:12 | We're going to do more Vlogs at your Gran's House |
00:12 - 00:15 | And I've even brought my party hat the Celebration After |
00:17 - 00:19 | The Inflatable Sex Toys? |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'll fuck em like we did to the haters |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately |
00:31 - 00:33 | We've not gained a Single Like on our Video |
00:34 - 00:36 | We've also lost a fraction of Subscribers |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those who are going to unsubscribe to my Channel, Leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?? |
01:15 - 01:17 | HOW DID WE LOOSE SUBS? |
01:18 - 01:23 | THAT FUCKWIT SAID HE'LL GAIN US EXTRA SUBS AFTER THE COLLAB WE DID |
01:25 - 01:28 | Why do we have Sly bastards in Modern Society |
01:29 - 01:31 | WE'VE HATERS SPAMMING COMMENTS |
01:31 - 01:34 | I STILL DONT HOW WE GOT CLUSTERFUCKED BY HATERS |
01:34 - 01:37 | I BLAME EVERY ONE OF YOU MORONS FOR NOT REALISING ABOUT |
01:37 - 01:40 | MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL BEING JEOPARDISED |
01:40 - 01:42 | M'Lord I offered to suck one of the Hater's Dicks |
01:42 - 01:46 | BUT YOU HAVE HERPES YOU IDIOT |
01:46 - 01:48 | M'Lord, he called me a batty boy then smacked me |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well, I don't think he was wrong by saying so |
01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKING DEGENERATES |
01:56 - 01:57 | Who would have known that these "haters" |
01:57 - 02:00 | Had the Decency to completely ass fuck my entire Channel |
02:00 - 02:03 | TRYING TO GET MY BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS |
02:04 - 02:08 | I FORGOT ABOUT THE FUCKING SEX TOYS I ORDERED FOR THE PARTY |
02:08 - 02:13 | THAT SHIT SET ME BACK 250 REICH MARKS AND MY VIRGINITY |
02:14 - 02:16 | I couldn't film for my Channel at DofE |
02:17 - 02:21 | I KNOW THAT MY DISLIKES INCREASE MORE TIMES THAN A PROSTITUTE SWITCHES CLIENT |
02:27 - 02:29 | My Mother wanted me to gain more viewers |
02:30 - 02:34 | So that at least I can finally get myself a Hot Girlfriend |
02:34 - 02:36 | Instead of Bashing Minecraft |
02:41 - 02:42 | Unfortunatley, |
02:43 - 02:47 | MY ANUS IS GONG TO FUCKING EXPLODE MORE THAN A DICK WITH WARTS |
02:48 - 02:53 | The Fucking Haters switch their accounts more times than a prostitute switches client, |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'm going to try get their House address |
02:56 - 02:59 | Those Cheeky Cunts still think They can get away with it |
03:00 - 03:02 | I EVEN BLEW THIS YEAR'S POCKET MONEY ON SEX TOYS |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he wont use them on you |
03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what the fuck I should do |
03:19 - 03:23 | I mean, I could suck a hater's dick in return for a good sum of money |
03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck's Sake |
03:31 - 03:33 | Deleting my YouTube Channel |
03:40 - 03:46 | I could always become a drag queen, I always loved Cross Dressing and Rubbing myself in Goat shit |
03:46 - 03:49 | Or I could just go back to loosing at Strip Poker |
03:53 - 03:56 | Got Fuck all Aspiration in life |