| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer Commish we have troubling news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pete fucked up the live scoring |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We were -11 and tied with Chow |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We had to face them in BDC OT |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Chow was so excited he had a chub |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Chow is a cunt, I'm not worried |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And Big Red is complete shit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer Commish..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Big Red Fucking Roped It |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We went to double OT |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Commander Chow sunk the winning putt |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you liked Big Reds drive get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking Chow! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck did we lose to Chow! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And Big Red hit grounders all day! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I thought I was at fucking Wrigley field! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Team Chow even had an old fucker |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't believe this shit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I bet that Korean fuck is laughing his ass off |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Beating a big time Coke Executive |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Best thing he had ever done for sure |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Pete really fucked up this time |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir he tried his best |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How hard is it to count to 11! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Dumbass! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Runs his mouth non-stop |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and can't even count to 11 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm never drafting a Mexican again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe next year I will draft Kinky Kenny |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe that pikey safety as well |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least he can fucking count |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm having a baby in a few weeks |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My golf game is sure to go to shit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This was probably my last shot at a title |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Chow made me suck his Chinese balls |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe it's time I switch to tennis like DOF |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | guy gets more ass than a toilet seat |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Because Pete is a dumb ass |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Everyone thinks I am a cheater |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And to top it off..... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I had to hand the trophy to Chow |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I wanted to back hand his grin |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Right off his damn Japanese face |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll be back next year |
