| 00:00 - 00:05 | Felix: So staff gets me together |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They say "Felix, we have a big problem" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | What? Is someone hurt? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | They sat in silence, as if nobody knew what to say to me |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "Felix, people are leaving for a new HP server" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | "A brand new HP server" |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | "Brand. New." |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | "They have spells Felix" |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | "Spells." |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | "Some even say they have Professors who actually teach classes" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | "And we learned all this from screenshot teasers" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | "It looks serious. We may be in trouble." |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | "Trouble. Serious trouble." |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | So I say, bring me these screenshots and lets have a look |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | There was a mediocre castle with shaders enabled. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And some fancy text about their release |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | "Serious trouble" |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The only serious trouble I was having was breathing |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I say "I've been in this hobby for five years" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | "Do you know how many new servers have threatened me?" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I say "bring me back Street" |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "or even BlackEye" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | but they said "Oh no, Felix, this one is serious" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "They are taking this seriously. They have plugins." |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | "Spells, brooms, classes, pets...everything." |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | "They have staff" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | "Staff?" I say |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | "How many staff do they have?" |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | "Maybe 5...10?" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | "15?" |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They say "Felix. They have over 30." |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | 30. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And I say "how many of those are from DA?" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "How many came from our server to theirs?" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | "Felix they basically all came from DA" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | ALL of them came from DA? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | All of them. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They don't understand. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Nobody leaves DA for good. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Five years I've been doing this. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You think they are going to come back? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They always do. One way or another, they always do. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | There's many imitations out there, there always has. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But a staff meeting called... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | over some teaser screenshots |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | and staff that they hired from DA |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | it was the funniest day of my life |
