| 00:00 - 00:03 | WE are already making plans for the UKIP Spring conference |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We think Mablethorpe is a good location |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is a very good Wetherspoons |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tim Martin says |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They will let us have the bar |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just how many fucking UKIP members do we have left? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Since the last two election disasters! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Oh great leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 37 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 37, counting the NEC |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and our MEPs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Chairman Oakden
Crowther... Whittle, REMAIN... NEC members LEAVE NOW. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What have you done to our fucking party! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Farage fucked off with the BREXIT job half done! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Left you fucking numpties in charge! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You took your eye off the BREXIT ball and left the pitch! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now we're heading for a soft brexit at best! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You were more fucking interested in trying to be a political party! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Fucking NEC pissed Farage off, and he jumped ship |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now we're fucked, without any voter appeal! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Oh great leader, we can recruit new members |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Too fucking late Oakden, they joined the tories or went back to labour! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Oh great leader, we can make UKIP great again |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You TWAT! You snatched defeat from the jaws of victory! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its all over for UKIP, The Tories are the new UKIP |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And soon no MEPs to fund the fucking party! How will we pay your wages? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Roger Helmer is fucking off already, can you blame him? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And we are reduced to holding conference at Wetherspoons! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 37 fucking Members! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We could save money by holding it in a fucking telephone kiosk! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Our once great party was set to be the opposition! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now we can't even beat the Liberal Democrats!... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...or even the Raving Looneys! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Jeremy Fucking Corbyn must be laughing his socks off |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All we had to do was to concentrate our remaining resources on a few REMAIN seats. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | get a few MPs into the house. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A UKIP/Tory coalition, Instead of them leaning on the Fucking DUP! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We could have forced a HARD BREXIT... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...and wiped the floor with Blair and Clegg! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But no, you had to contest as many seats as you could find fucking candidates! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even stood them in Tory BREXIT candidates seats! Splitting the BREXIT VOTE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I told you he would kick arse! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Probably contributed to the hung parliament. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ukip is fucked |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | BREXIT... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...our key objective, is probably fucked! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All because of you fucking numpties |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Playing fucking POLITICS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | UKIP IS POINTLESS NOW! |
