| 00:00 - 00:03 | Flybe are operating all the routes out of glasgow |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | eastern are in sumburgh |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | operating routes at a loss |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Edinburgh has lost all passengers to Flybe |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | flybe are flying glasgow to stornaway |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We will expand inverness |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they have a new hanger |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Hinkles |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We never bothered |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | To build the hanger or line office |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We spent the money on new office chairs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think that a base with an outside toilet is unacceptable leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | APU Drops in the rain! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No wonder everything is always tech |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Flybe must be laughing their asses off |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | watching our claptrap fleet of saabs leaking all over the pan |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its ok flybe need cabin crew |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Captains shitting their pants because a bulb is out |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | throttle stagger my arse |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when its miles within limits |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mr hinkles we still have the hanger in Kirkwall |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Krikwall! they are as much use as tits on a fish |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Hinkles they have a top notch team there |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There is more to life than islander hydraulic filters |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They just palm everything off |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | they are like a retirment home |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with their afternoon naps and underfloor heating |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | flybe don't care about kirkwall |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I thought the skys would be full of tartan tails |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | instead the taxiways are strewn with tech saabs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | why do we still have dinsdale? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | flybe could use rickshaws and win this war |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | at this rate all we will have is the mail contract |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but we will probably lose that |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to fucking ben air |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will never get my 6 figure bonus |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All because flybe were mean to me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | saying our fleet belonged in a museum |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I thought we would show them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with bmi at our side |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but they couldnt make money if they found a pot of gold |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok if you cant get in at flybe there is always eastern |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I better sort out my linkedin profile |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | maybe ben air need a new director |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or I could manage the spar shop |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I thought we had this in the bag |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I thought we would be a flag carrier |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Scotlands airline |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | hand me my CV |
