| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, Europe are on the ropes at the 2017 Rift Rivals. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fnatic completely misread the meta |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And G2 are still on vacation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | TSM have proven to be by far the strongest team at the tournament. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Europe has one to win the next game to avoid NA clinching Rift Rivals |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Which team is left for EU? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | G2 could turn it around |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I'm not sure how to break the news. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | G2 is out of games |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Unicorns of Love are the last team remaining |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They play Phoenix 1 later today |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody in bronze, silver, gold, or EUNE please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU KIDDING ME. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MIKE YEUNG HAS BEEN POPPING OFF THIS TOURNAMENT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE IS GOING GET FIRST BLOOD ON EXILEH FOR SURE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY ANYWAYS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NA SOLOQ SUCKS HOW DID THEY FIND THIS GUY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE'S EVEN AMAZING IN INTERVIEWS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HUMBLE, INTELLIGENT, AND HUNGRY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HE'S GOING TO 1V9 FOR SURE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Samux will probably have a cs lead bot lane |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OF COURSE HE WILL HE'S PLAYING GOD DAMNED ARROW |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm trying to find silver lining |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A silver lining for a silver player |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're fucking TRASH |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've looked at your op.gg |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 33% winrate in Silver 2 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You're a yasuo and lee sin main |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You feed every game and use what looks like mobafire builds |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ohmwrecker rush on yasuo? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Mike Yeung could 1v1 you playing only with his dick |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Don't ever talk to me again you pleb. You should have left the room when I asked |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've gotten gold three seasons in a row |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I play respectable champs like master yi and xin zhao |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The gold border looks so fucking cool |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the skin |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The victorious skin better not be for a support or tank this season |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm tired of that shit. I want to look BADASS when I carry |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Victorious Morgana are you fucking kidding me! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What kind of pussy plays Morgana? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Don't they care about doing damage or being flashy? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Morgana is a very respectable beginner champion. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What were we talking about again? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That silver scrub got me so fucking tilted |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Oh yeah... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Phoenix 1 vs. UOL |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | P1 is going to win for sure, but maybe we can meme better in twitch chat. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now I see why NA takes such pride in their memes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | grey face no space |
