| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have the plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's the last day of the carnival |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We only have once chance |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will go there where |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we will get you your ice cream |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | with the soft swirls |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and in a cone |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Your furriness |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your boyfriend... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your boyfriend finished your ice cream |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He swallowed it whole |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | He had everything in the room, cupcakes, Yogurette, crepes and butter. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That motherfucker |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He eats everything I buy |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the moment we leave the store |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All I wanted was that swirly ice cream |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But he couldn't eat the Yougrette instead |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm going to tell ISIS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Ma boys will deal with him |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And his blackhole of a stomach |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Your fuzziness he can just buy you another |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If he does, he knows where to put it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your fuzziness, they only cost 3 euros |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's not about the money |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He never gets fat! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He eats my chinese and pizza |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and my fries and mahshi like wooop |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and stays thin |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and now he eats my ice cream |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and he's so hard to kill |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He laughs when I say "I'll kill him" |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And when I try to hit him, I punch myself |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He's cute though |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know I should eat alone, alone or separate cheques |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I knew it all along |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He burps |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He's a fuckin burp machine |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Five burps for the price of one |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've seen what it does |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I hear it in my dreams |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He doesn't even need to drink to burp |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, she's probably just hungry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should Allah Akbared his ass |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess I'll eat Rewe food |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or did he finish that, too? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The greek food leftovers? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's nothing to eat in this place |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He eats everything like a vacuum machine |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I fuckin love him though |
