| 00:00 - 00:03 | The team selection will start soon |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Remember, 2 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | First is the Mercedes |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Fredster is very happy about his STR I presume |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It looks like you'll be getting the Force India Jack |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thank god haha |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Thought I'd be stuck with the Sauber |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jack |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm sorry |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You've been given the Sauber |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I'm very sorry |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone apart from Kubica, Trolled and Fred leave please |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE FUCKING SAUBER |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ARE YOU KIDDING ME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'd rather be on the receiving end of Trolleds battery rage |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Shambles, LUBEica you twat |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What can I do with the Sauber |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'd rather have allow Langmans orge hands... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | TO GRAB MY BLOODY BALLS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fred shut up WHORE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'm sorry Jack it's funny |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Funny? I'm getting Vapid to touch you in your sleep if you're naughty |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jack no, Please no, not Vapid again |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I won't, he won't even use lube |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NONE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Shut your trap |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Shut up Kubica you Kwango |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've got the Sauber for gods sake |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You think we can all sing Wheels on the bus and be happy? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Kubica you rigged it to get the Force India you snake, you're worse than Kim Jong Un |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've never been so mad |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And Trolled stop smirking you Calvin Klein reject |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted was to be a Pink Panther |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I WANTED TO BE PINK, PINK I SAY |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But now I'm blue |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's over |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm getting Langman to bum you |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Whilst he roars a mighty roar |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm hard right now through rage |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Trolled, even the NJ didn't want you, shut your cakehole |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | USR is a dictatorship |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont you dar cry bitch, man up pussy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm going to have to use the Sauber |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'd rather become a nun |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You're fat lel |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You're suit is too tight |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm now a Sauber driver for Season 1 and it's your fault |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's all over |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im a Sauber driver. |
