| 00:00 - 00:05 | Its round 15 and you see people start to attend training and smiling |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they want a pat on the back for training |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I saw a few - trying to be sneaky |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | they sign the book and piss off while the coaches are inside |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I walked straight inside and told Keating |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | They thought they got away with it |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Peanuts |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Keating looked at me, like "What the fuck" |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Looking at under 12's grand finals now |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | and what about WAIGHT . . . Mr VFL - runs with the foxes, hunts with the hounds |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | That waxer loves it - out of zone frees, pays that shit from 250 metres way! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Come running in like a seagull . . flappin his arms, bald head |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | VFL |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Thinks hes helping out! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | .... they left him in the mid zone for 10 minutes |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He was fucked - gassed! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Coaches there |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | He's like "What the fuck is this" |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | They said "You dish that crap up and that what happens" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Crowd was going off, he could hardly run! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | No friends! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Dish that shit up and that shit comes back ! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but seriously, what about finals, finals coming up |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Everyone trying to work out where they rank |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Foss trying to get top 6 and Razor top 15 |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Ross Watson no 9 . . we tell him no 3 |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | As if no 3 |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Lucky to make top 10 - too fast for his own good |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Hanging around the sphinx every Saturday night . . like a buck rabbit |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Loves the over 50's . . boilers with no teeth |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | My bloody grandmother loves that shit! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | He's 21!! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | . . imagine the conversation . . . "Hey . . nice tooth" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "Did you knit this for me?" Quick put this on, bloody plumb warmers! " |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And Captain, never here, always in Thailand . . not at training - no 69! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | He gets Lara each week? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes and two ups! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And hows TINGARI . . |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Falcon on National Television |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I felt sorry for him when he turned and fell like a sack, |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | He could have been seriously hurt? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No, he loves the tough stuff, the public love that shit, that shit wins |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Imagine if that was ELLIOTT . . you wouldnt see him for weeks |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Mr Protein . . Soft like butter |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Hey what about Jamo's 300th and that photo? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | St Josephs and St Marys |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Hey can I take a photo? GFL Captains, Bloody Jamo |
