| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, we have a problem. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | KTM's have been spotted |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As we all know, we have an issue with the BMW GS range.... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Fork stanchions have collapsed in these areas |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is that all...? just the Stanchions? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that's not a problem.. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir...its erm... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Erm... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The KTM riders are laughing at us....It's all over Facebook! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Adventure riders are seriously taking the piss... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that don't ride a GS...please leave the room... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why are they laughing at us? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Their bikes are all Gay Orange - we should be laughing at them! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BMW have been in production for Donkey's years |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Can we paint ours Orange? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They used GS's for the Long way down |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | KTM didn't have a chance! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why have they broken? BMW's DO NOT break - they are German Engineering for God's sake! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They keep going for Millions of Kilometers |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, The KTM's are much faster and cheaper to run.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I couldn't give a flying fig! BMW marketing is also the best! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir - they say that the KTM is far better? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I couldn't care less - it's what our buyers think - that is the issue! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stanchions!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's not dangerous - only the front wheel will fall off.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Get the GS riders to pull more wheelies..... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that will sort the problem out |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Get them to keep the front wheel in the air - that's providing they can with all the weight... or buy Ducati |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am sick of all these recalls, and people mocking me...I wear all the GS clothing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I buy a new BMW helmet every year, I have all the off-road kit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I rode a gravel road last year, then rode to Starbucks |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And guess what.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My bike broke down - it wouldn't start |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The car park was full of... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | KTM's! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They laughed and laughed and didn't even ask me if I needed help! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They could have at least bump-started me... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Instead I had to use my help button and wait....... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | which took hours for BMW to come out to help me. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There's only so much Starbuck coffee a man can drink you know... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry love - we'll hide your Honda round the back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want a new bike.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm sick of having the piss taken out of me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | perhaps a KTM...... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or maybe a piece of Jap-crap |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I had a Triumph when I was younger - that wasn't too bad |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That kept breaking down as well.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sod it....get KTM on the phone.. |
