| 00:00 - 00:03 | The pilot is apparently from here - the suburbs of Stockholm |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our spies has detected hostile activity |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | transmitted from an apartment in this area. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We must immediatelly put an end to this |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | before he builds up momentum. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Josh, are you sure about this?? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is this really something to worry about? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Excuse me... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Randombloke... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | This is far worse than you think. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He´s very dangerous! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Could all intermediate pilots please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Its impossible! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Its totally impossible! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Mark my fucking words! Its crazy! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There will not be a successor! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Zeno is impeccable! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Other brands may redesign their gliders and give them numbers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But not the Zeno - its a gift from God! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Luc had an creative orgasm when he designed it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But performance can always be improved... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Improve what? Its sublime! Perfect! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the dampening... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nussbaumer is wrong! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Use active flying! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Weight shift and pitch control! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Zeno doesnt even tuck in the middle of a tornado! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You can throw bombs at it without getting cravattes! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It even flies up side down! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The polar curve actually goes upwards - even when its folded in the bag |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even in the middle of the night you can thermal with it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Ozone even claims its supersonic in the right conditions |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And Im sure they are right. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have never had a better glider. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How dare this swede even mention the Zeno 2? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | His thread must be deleted |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Remove it from the face of the Earth! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Im so offended! We all are! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And what will happen to my glider? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The second hand value will plummet like a rock! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will be stuck with it for life! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don´t worry, he can get an EnZo 4 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ozone promised the Zeno would last a thousand years... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What if this swede is right? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So unbelievable |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Imagine a Zeno 2... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will have to learn how to ground handle it... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and you all know I hate ground handling! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Shoot him! |
