Star Citizen 3.0 is coming!

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The lond delayed and ovehyped Star Citizen Hail Mary patch is coming this summer, or is it?

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00:00 - 00:04Hey Morty have you heard Star Citizen is going to release 3.0 for this summer!
00:05 - 00:06Really? You are a special kind of stupid.
00:06 - 00:10For real, Chris Roberts said it himself, it must be true.
00:11 - 00:13You can't believe anything he says Percy!
00:13 - 00:17He is not bullshitting us this time, I can tell. Its not like last summer, He has a new schedule and charts and stuff.
00:17 - 00:21I have a finely tuned bullshit detector.
00:21 - 00:24Very funny, Look he even moved the schedule back a few times since then, that must mean something!
00:24 - 00:25You would believe anything, you stoner.
00:26 - 00:27Just keep sending him money dumb ass.
00:27 - 00:30Well it won't matter if it gets released, it will just be super polished
00:30 - 00:32No way, he screwed up Freelancer, I wouldn't give him the poop from my diaper.
00:32 - 00:35You are just a hater, You must work for EA Games
00:36 - 00:37Fucking Schmuck.
00:42 - 00:45Ugh..... Forget it, Beam me up Scotty.