| 00:00 - 00:04 | Hey Morty have you heard Star Citizen is going to release 3.0 for this summer! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Really? You are a special kind of stupid. |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | For real, Chris Roberts said it himself, it must be true. |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | You can't believe anything he says Percy! |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | He is not bullshitting us this time, I can tell. Its not like last summer, He has a new schedule and charts and stuff. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I have a finely tuned bullshit detector. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Very funny, Look he even moved the schedule back a few times since then, that must mean something! |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | You would believe anything, you stoner. |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Just keep sending him money dumb ass. |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Well it won't matter if it gets released, it will just be super polished |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | No way, he screwed up Freelancer, I wouldn't give him the poop from my diaper. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | You are just a hater, You must work for EA Games |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Fucking Schmuck. |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | Ugh..... Forget it, Beam me up Scotty. |
