| 00:00 - 00:03 | Morons are a protected species on iRacing now... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ... you can't swear at them, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | even when parked on the racing line, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | or rammed off the track, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | its forbidden, even at the grid morons who start at the back. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Even the ones who ask about laps and fuel? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes Fuhrer, ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...even |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Even noobs with no idea ... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | who just turn up and drive. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now if you're a console bunny, from Steam, or think this is a game! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They use joysticks and trackpads! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They can't drive straight or stay ontrack! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is a simulator...its not a game. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why are these wimps even here? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're cry babies! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Swearing is good for the soul... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...especially at these rookie noobs! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How do they even get A Licenses? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You'll risk getting banned and loosing chat! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They can't even drive! They're totally useless! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you can't call them morons anymore! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All this politically correct namby pamby rubbish! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Grow a pair! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is road racing rubbish.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | on ovals they swear at noobs all the time |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They chew, spit, cuss and fuck them up! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Meyers should never have ported iRacing to Steam. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now we have all these morons in road racing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | who cry to Nim at the drop of a hat. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But you can't protest stupid morons who don't practice!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's time to fight back |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's time we had iRating per car! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Send the noobs back to rookies! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is racing... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Vettel didn't get sanctioned for swearing at Whiting! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He said a great big "fuck you!" to race control. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nothing for a deliberate retaliation... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but we can't let idiots know they're morons? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | These guys can't even drive to the shops! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They can't even stop ontrack safely! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I might have to turn my mic off... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ... maybe get new headphones without a mic. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No chatting. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No texting either. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's no fun if you can't swear at idiot morons. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They need the positive feedback. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pull the mic plug ... :( |
