| 00:00 - 00:03 | The New York Times |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | was going to publish Junior's emails |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on the internet. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | in their print newspapers, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and even on their twitter account here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nobody will believe it. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The news is fake. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | President |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your son |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your son has tweeted out four pages of emails |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He mentions the Russians. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | My son has always been impetuous, dumbwitted, brown-nosing,and arrogant. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE DO THAT? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | TWITTER IS MY SOCIAL MEDIA! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That bastard has no place on MY SOCIAL MEDIA! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You get his password. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm going to take away his phone. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I give that boy an office, right below mine! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He uses up all the wireless cyber. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Doxxing himself! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | President, you don't understand |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I understand perfectly |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | President. You don't understand. The Russians. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I understand the Russians. I was doing Russians before he was born! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But the social media! I don't understand why |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I give him everything my father never gave me. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AOL, IRC, Facebook, SnapChat. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And he comes in and takes MY twitter! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That bastard doesn't understand the tweetmachine! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You don't publish emails on twitter. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You use SCRIBD! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want you all to leave and confiscate all his platforms. I'm calling Putin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I raised him to be a good son. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A decent human being like myself. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But that twitter is MINE! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Alright. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am the TWITTERFUCKINGMASTER around here! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I won't have a boy upstaging me. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You all need to go and secure his cyber. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And make sure you get all his accounts. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even check myspace. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He'll still be friends with you on myspace. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I get back from Europe and this is what I have to deal with? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought this was going to be easy, being president. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But it is tough. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is so long. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want his account shut down. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I want his office down in the basement. |
| 03:50 - 03:52 | There's no wireless there. |
