| 00:00 - 00:03 | For those of you unaware |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | our Russia collusion narrative has completely fallen apart |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | as you can see here, our propoganda forces are being pushed back |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it's only a matter of time before James O'Keefe strikes again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | please avoid speaking to people outside CNN offices |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But our ratings are way up |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so it will be fine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I... ummm... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We were caught breaking the law |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Advertisers are beginning to leave |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Ted Turner, Jeff Zucker, and Anderson Cooper |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | you dumb asses! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you a million times |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Stay the fuck off Twitter! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | [sobbing] |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bernie can still win |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Can you not go into a bar |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Without running your mouths to some bimbo |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | secretly recording you! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer she was really hot |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But Anderson aren't you gay?!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer I am actually bi-curious |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit you are just a simple lush |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | even worse than the token black guy Van Jones |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You are all a disgrace to the media empire I've built |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Decades of propoganda and brainwashing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all for nothing! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | [sound of butthurt] |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And this asshole James O'Keefe |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's almost as bad as the traitor Seth Rich |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Can we please have the DNC stage another "robbery"?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What am I going to do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | CNN is my life's work |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the most vile lies and proproganda |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | decades of work |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | nothing made me more proud |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | than the reporting out of CNN |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | well not anymore |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | now we'll be forced to tell the truth |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | thanks to you worthless assholes! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay I hear MSNBC is hiring |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I simply cannot believe it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Trump broke me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we must now accept that |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Alex Jones was right all along |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the water really is turning the frogs gay |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and Bill Clinton really is a rapist |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Infowars.com has won |
