| 00:00 - 00:03 | We'll find someone to be here to gather all the lithos we've been able |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to buy so far from this part of Europe. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Being centrally located, I think Berlin is best |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | for collecting the lithos from Gdansk, Hannover, Copenhagen |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as well as Werchter, Nijmegen and even Munich. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, that's good. We're talking at least 50 or 60 lithos |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | from all those cities, so it's important to get them in quickly. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uhh, Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The lithos... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We were only able to get one or two lithos each from those concerts. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have a total of 8 lithos from those 6 concerts. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who doesn't own an Art Profolio for their lithos, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We had a fucking plan! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It was a great fucking plan! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All you had to do was follow simple fucking instructions! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I laid out contingencies for almost every eventuality. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Long lines, storms, no poster tubes, I had everything covered! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You just had to find trustworthy people! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | People who were willing to wait in line! For money! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | After all, we are paying them for their time, aren't we?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we're dealing with multiple languages and currencies and- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You're European, aren't you?! This shouldn't have come as a surprise! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the organization at the venues has also been poor- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You don't need to tell me about your poor organizational skills! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The only way this plan works is if we get multiple lithos! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We offset our operational costs by trading our spares so as we don't |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | need to go on fucking Ebay to buy the lithos we're missing! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You know how apathetic Europeans are about reselling merchandise! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They probably won't even show up on Ebay! Then we're all fucked! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We only get one chance at these concert lithos! One! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And then we're completely at the mercy of pure fucking luck! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Have fun praying and refreshing Ebay searches for the rest of your lives! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is exactly what I wanted to avoid... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Spending the best years of our lives, hoping for a miracle on Ebay... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hoping you don't get fucking sniped! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or heaven forbid, we have to make trades with |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | mouthbreathing knuckledraggers on Facebook... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Retards who want a Kobe in exchange for a Perth Spider... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or people who think NOLA is worth $600... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | listing London 1 on Ebay for £1000... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is that what you want?! You like dealing with that scum?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, it's not true... nobody ever traded Kobe for a Perth Spider. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well shit... at least we had success with Imola. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Nobody thought there would be a second litho design and yet |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | our backup guy was able to get a couple... right? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least they're safe... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We might have to reach deep into our Kobe and Cincinnati reserves... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | because these Euro lithos aren't going to come cheap. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 150 lithos for London... what a joke. |
