A Correction in the Third Reich

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Deep in /r/ethtrader, the Fuhrer reacts to ETH's price trend in June.

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00:00 - 00:03You will observe a downtrend in price here, here, and here.
00:04 - 00:05Note the Fibonacci lines
00:05 - 00:07and the price channel.
00:08 - 00:12Some say if we breach this channel,
00:12 - 00:15we could retest the 100s or even double digits.
00:17 - 00:19I’ve done my own TA.
00:19 - 00:21Your triangles are bullshit.
00:24 - 00:26Sir.
00:27 - 00:28GDAX . . .
00:31 - 00:33GDAX is down. Again.
00:34 - 00:36GDAX might be broken this time.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who bought under 42, get out. laughncow, jtnichol, -o-o-o, and ToEthMooonGuy, stay.
01:13 - 01:15Where is the buy support?!
01:15 - 01:17Who is selling into the wind?!!!
01:18 - 01:23You promised me lambos. We joked about the moon!
01:25 - 01:28I mortgaged the Third Reich for this shit.
01:29 - 01:31We haven’t even doubled this month!
01:31 - 01:34We’d have been better off in bonds!
01:34 - 01:37You even showed me that Seth Rogen meme!
01:37 - 01:40We laughed! I’ve never laughed at Seth Rogen before!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, I put a lot of work into that meme!
01:42 - 01:46You put five work hours into a fucking meme!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, respectfully, that meme brought a lot of joy . . .
01:48 - 01:52JOY?! How much ETH did that meme buy us?!
01:53 - 01:54ETH is no meme!
01:56 - 01:57There’s so much more to ETH than you price-obsessed
01:57 - 02:00pussies could even dream. ETH sprang forth from the head of Vitalik Buterin?!
02:00 - 02:03You all thought he was dead and the price took a nose dive!
02:04 - 02:08HE LEARNED MANDARIN FUCKING CHINESE FOR ONE STUPID CONFERENCE!
02:08 - 02:13Where is Vitalik in all of this?! Where is he?! He could save us all!
02:14 - 02:16He could take a CRAP on twitter, and the price would zoom.
02:17 - 02:21But with all this silence, he might as well be Vlad or even Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I could have bought Bitcoin in 2013.
02:30 - 02:34I read an article all about it. Me! READING! I thought
02:34 - 02:36“Neat! Dread Pirate Roberts!”
02:41 - 02:42And then Gox happened.
02:43 - 02:47And some Cheetos-dusted nerd tanked the entire economy IN ONE DAY!
02:48 - 02:53So we decided to do something else—we formed the THIRD FUCKING REICH!
02:54 - 02:56Then you told me about ETH, how it was BTC and so much more.
02:56 - 02:59And we tried to get verified with GDAX
03:00 - 03:02. . . for four god-damned weeks!
03:04 - 03:07It’s OK. We can always use Gemini.
03:14 - 03:16I should have bought Dogecoin.
03:19 - 03:23At least they have fun. And much gainz.
03:25 - 03:26Maybe even Ripple.
03:31 - 03:33It’s time . . . to sell.
03:40 - 03:46Place our limit orders low. Coinbase it if you have to.
03:46 - 03:49We can always buy back in if it takes off.
03:53 - 03:56 I miss scienceguy.