| 00:00 - 00:03 | Cryptomarkets are in a turmoil |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fluffypony is trolling Monero users |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with fake announcements |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sumokoin has a 10% premine |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | While Aeon blockchain seems to be broken |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Smooth will fix Aeon soon enough |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Smooth... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Smooth has not been able to fix Aeon blockchain. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The only solid Cryptonote coin is BipCoin |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who invested in OneCoin must leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why did nobody tell me about BipCoin earlier? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Completely private transactions! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A coin that can be mined with a home PC |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No premine, no instamine, no ICO! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is everything a cryptocurrency should be! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | While you fuckers dumped all my ETH on GDAX for pennies. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How am I going to invest in BipCoin now? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, it was a mistake, I did not mean - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And then you sold our mining rig on Ebay! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well, with ETH is going to POS soon |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody even knows how many ETH there are going to be |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's a fucking scam! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You were taken for a ride |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with your head so high up your ass |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | while the real opportunity was there all the time |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We could have been mining BipCoin all this time |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But you had to chase some stupid pipedream |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If only I had not been so trusting |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bet everybody else has been mining BipCoin - even Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So, is it all over now. We have no hashrate left |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even our Nicehash wallet is empty |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And everybody in Europe knows about BipCoin now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We could have been mining it for months |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fast transactions, true privacy... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That's everything I have ever wanted from an altcoin |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But you were too stupid to see the opportunity |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We could pay everything with BipCoin |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Finally break free from the banks |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry... I have some BitCoal. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So this is it, then |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think I still have a Raspberry Pi somewhere |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Unless somebody sold it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Believe it or not, that might be our only hope |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If there is anything we can learn from this shitshow... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It is that you should never bet against cats |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just remember that |
