We have started the initial phase of our development scheme
The first part will begin here
just near the main runway
The most expensive developments will be here
and the low cost stuff near the old control tower
Make sure the locals think the absense of aircraft
is down to a lack of interest
There's a Jodel sat outside the main hangar
It had to make a precautionary landing
All members of the board outside except Pugh, Pugh, Barney, MacGrew
This is just what we don't need !
An aircraft landing at an airport !
Now people will be wanting to use it to land and take off from and everything !
This has really pissed in our hat
There'll be bloody microlights coming in next !
Before long even those sodding helicopters will be dropping in
How many times have I told you to make sure the airport was a non-viable option ?
Not to turn it into some kind of bloody south coast Oshkosh !
Mein Fuhrer the pilot had to make a precautionary landing in the name of safety and..
Safety ? How do I explain safety to the shareholders ?
Mein Fuhrer ! Safety is paramount and..
Safety is only used when cajoling the public you toss-pot !
It makes good headlines !
People love the nice guy image
It allows you to do what you want and where you want
It makes them believe you actually care
All you have to do is ensure they have no other option
and they'll follow like the sheep they are
It's really not rocket science
If they'd let me I'd have installed a water meter in the harbour !
Go and dump one of those concrete blocks in front of it
like the ones we used with the jelly fish
Make sure he cannot leave
You bunch of tossers.
Right from the very start I've insisted the airport must never be used as an airport !
The next thing is we'll have Sengupta landing and demanding cake !
Or Flintstone calling up for PPR
and bloody Marj mincing around in his loafers
That's if he doesn't sell his aircraft between take off and landing !
Don't worry, Marj will be back
I may as well join the LAA
Buy a Kitfox and wear sandles and Ray-Bans
subscribe to Flyer
If you can't beat 'em join 'em
Everything was going our way until that bloody Jodel rocked up
That poxy aircraft is now getting more Likes on Facebook than I am
Anyway I'd better see what Bob Pipedream has put through my letterbox.