| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our intelligence tracked the Nolo controllers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are expected to arrive |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Berlin's headquarters |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In the next few days we will be able to start playing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And I already bought enough copies of Star Trek Bridge Crew |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We should be buy beers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and also popcorns, for everyone |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My captain |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | PIMAX |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | in reality PIMAX still does not work with STBC |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it shows Headset Removed error |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Who owns a Oculus, Vive or PSVR leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a joke! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You assured that it works with all Steam VR titles! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You said that in 4K the game looks gorgeous! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And it does not even start! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You convinced me to buy it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We bought that PIMAX only to play this fucking game together! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You said that was fixed! You assured me! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You said that it worked well by using the damned Revive! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My captain we almost made it work by using a PS3 Eye |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | and so you made me buy tons of that PS crap! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My captain, I expect to fix it soon! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't believe a single word and now have to play only Virtual Girlfriend! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That shitty video is autistic! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It shows no tits or even asses. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Teletubbies are more exciting than that shit. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I will sell all our PIMAX to the Americans! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So at least we will laugh and troll them! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | At your expenses you will buy me a VR headset that works with STBC! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | So I will be able finally to play that fucking game. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now go and don't try to buy PIMAX 8K or will send you to play Star Citizen! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I imagined myself on the bridge. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Leading the crew, leading with my genius... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Topping the scores of all Europe. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But it won't happen. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It won't happen because I trusted you and the Chinese VR to work! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And my friends are sharing spoilers on every social media! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will not open Facebook |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will not read Reddit until this issue is fixed! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And you don't even try to talk about the reviews! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we have Oculus at home. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've been waiting for so long... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And all of this for what? To only save some bucks... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Not worth. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We have been arrogant. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It was arrogance when we believed that 4K is a new world. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Better than Oculus and Vive. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I already ordered Oculus... |
