| 00:00 - 00:03 | We did well in the leafy home counties |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And despite Mr Ethical |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ripping (off shore) Amber Rudd |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A new ass hole at the hustings, She managed to hold on |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our plethora of effected ex public school boys all made it through |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I presume our final majority was |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As predicted by that goon Ian Dale |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I regret |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I regret to inform you turn out was high |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've only managed a Hung Parliament |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who warned against the advice of that swivel eyed prick Lynton Crosby fuck off out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A fucking Hung Parliament |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck has she done the fucking robot |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Strong and fucking Stable |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | She's an absolute David fucking Moyes of a PM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Shit scared to take questions at events |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Shaking like a shitting dog in front of Paxman |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Dementia fucking Tax |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking Fox Hunting! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Corbyn was less popular than a prostate examination |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shes got a face like a bastard on fathers day |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, she needed a strong mandate |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We're gonna look like the biggest cunts in Europe |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Since DJ fucking Otzi... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fucking Vicars daughter |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Thick as a vicars foreskin more like... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "The Submarine" they called her... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Cunty Mc Fuckin cunt face more like |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All she had to do to beat Corbyn was say ONE popular thing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She couldnt even pretend to like Phillip fuckin Hammond |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now we're gonna have that tool Boris wanting to fuck it up again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or she'll be wanting the DUP in bed |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With their Enoch Powell take on modern politics |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | God help us when Adams gets pissed off |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Come back IDS all is forgiven |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'd even take John Major whilst balls deep in Edwina Curry over this clown |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who the fuck voted for that hippy Corbyn anyway |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Stealing votes by offering actual policy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Doesnt he realise his shit has to be run past Murdock |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Before announcing it to the fucking world |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Ruth Davidson will fix all this shit |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Strong and Fucking Stable |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ive never heard so much shit in all my life |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Well |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's only one thing for it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get on the phone to those vindictive wankers in the 1922 commitee |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell them to get their Augustus Caesar |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Special commemorative kitchen knives out... |
