| 00:01 - 00:06 | Indio,,,,,California,,,,,FigFong Cafe..2pm |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Another legendary day |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | in the life of ESFitness |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Post workout insulin shot |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Bullshitting with buddy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Posting Stories on |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Getbig from phone about time he spent training cher |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | and all the Allman Brothers |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | Scoping out all the hot asian snatch |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | almost as good as the 1000's of fat chicks |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | on plenty of fish he has nailed |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Oh EsFitness, I have read all your stories on GetBig |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | How do you enjoy them? |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | Very much, longtime lurker, former member |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | I was banned for being royalty, want a blowjob? |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Quite the Queen? |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | Not a Queen. So you are a Princess? |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | No Queen! King! King! mod Conspiracy! They banned me for being King! |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | I used to have a girfriend like you in prison |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | I love ex cons |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | I am king with the cons |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | muahhh muahhh |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | muahhh muahh |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | I knew Brandon Lee's mom, used to train her |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Ok, so do want a blowjob or what? |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | How many dollars for anal? No Blowjob, just ass to mouth. $10, total. 10$?? Total. SOLD! |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | Well buddy I am getting lucky with this lass. Its a trap |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | No adams apple |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Was like this one time, I was in prison |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | I was |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | friends with the warden, |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | I trained his wife |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | On the outside |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | SMM enters the scene |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | I broke a german shepherds neck with these moves |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | I learned my moves in prison bitch |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | From Chuck Norris |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | Epilogue: m |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | ESFitness gets the blowjob from Shizzo |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | And after reaching down |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | Finds out Shizzo is a man |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | The End |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | ESFITNESS...... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Keep sharing those |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | "awesome Stories" of your |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Chuck Norris Inspired life |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | And Shizzo.... |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | Keep reaching for those |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | 12 inch dangling penises |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | You are banned |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | but not forgotten by those |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | who laughed at you |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | and definatlely not with you lol |
