00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have been reviewing plans |
00:04 - 00:05 | to expand production |
00:05 - 00:07 | of Volkswagens for export. |
00:08 - 00:12 | This plant will handle our European Market. |
00:12 - 00:15 | This plant can supply the Asian demand. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Very good. And what plant |
00:19 - 00:21 | will supply the American market? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | President... |
00:31 - 00:33 | President Trump banned all Volkswagen sales. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He calls our trade surplus evil. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Sir Badman Brown, Kaiclick, Yorek, and Crêpes stay. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Evil for a trade surplus? |
01:15 - 01:17 | We systematically eradicated 6 million Jews! |
01:18 - 01:23 | That should be what makes us evil. Not trade statistics! |
01:25 - 01:28 | The industrialized slaughter of an inferior race |
01:29 - 01:31 | Gassing children and women. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Eradication of the Zionist scourge is the goal of SS |
01:34 - 01:37 | He calls car sales evil? |
01:37 - 01:40 | That twit wouldn't know evil if it were his key adviser. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer perhaps we could explore a Canadian market |
01:42 - 01:46 | What Canadian market?? We don't sell sled dogs! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Canadian sales could offset... |
01:48 - 01:52 | This is not about sales, this is about god damned respect. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Respect for evil! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Real evil. Real malicious intent. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Not numbers in a trade spreadsheet. |
02:00 - 02:03 | But Jews on a Cattle-Car inventory. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Cars are no more evil than Guinness or bratwursts |
02:08 - 02:13 | Or whatever the hell else we sell those fucks. |
02:14 - 02:16 | They buy our cars because theirs suck! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Does Trump expect them to drive Ford and Buick? |
02:27 - 02:29 | Just buy our cars. |
02:30 - 02:34 | And respect our evil. Our true black hearts. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Professional evil; killing jews. |
02:41 - 02:42 | That's evil. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Genocide is evil. Car sales are business. |
02:48 - 02:53 | If he wants a trade balance he should produce something. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Make something people want to buy. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Not cheap steaks and Golf Club Memberships. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Or maybe read a book to gain some perspective. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Trump can't read. Don't worry. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Fine German Automobiles. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Affordable, built to last, and great gas mileage. |
03:25 - 03:26 | That's not evil. |
03:31 - 03:33 | He's evil. |
03:40 - 03:46 | We'll explore the Canadian import market. |
03:46 - 03:49 | And check if they use money or just trade leaves. |
03:53 - 03:56 | or syrup; I like syrup. |