| 00:00 - 00:05 | So there's this little shit named marky |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Listen up listen up |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So, he thinks hes a cool admin, right? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Because he does "cool things" and bans people and stuff |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and whenever he wins small stuff on csgopoor he feels "proud" |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | PROUD?! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He gets happy over 30 cents! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I see him on csgopoor, he wins 10 cases, and he freaks out so much |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and thinks hes better than everybody |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | But he doesn't realize everybody is richer than him |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So we all act like he's cool |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And say congrats |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | When really he hasn't won jack shit |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And we all have better shit then him |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | But when he loses he rages |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | and blames everybody |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | We say "dude it was just 3 cases relax man!" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And he says "fuck off you cunts you made me" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So we give him a few cases |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Just to make him a little bit happy |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but seriously. Marky is a really good guy |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He gives stuff to people when he wins |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And we all say thank you |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But it's only 3 cases from csgopoor |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And he feels happy |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | So.. we all tell him to relax |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | when he wins 30 cases because he thinks he'll get a knife, and if he does itll be a gut knife safari mesh |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | battle scarred |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and he tells his mom |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And then he goes in again with it on hunt |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and loses all of it and rages again |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And we all say "dude you should have stopped" and what does he do? Go back to opskins and buys more stuff for his inventory |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | With his moms credit card? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yes with her visa |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And she has no clue what he's doing |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Because he told her the most bullshit story |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | He said "my friend stole it when he came over to play CS:GO with me |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What did his mom say? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | She didn't believe him because she knew he didn't have any friends |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | So she grounded him for a month and took away his pokemon go |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | And also his shaving cream |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | So now he looks like bigfoot on crack |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | So everybody runs away when they see him |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | But uh, yea that basically explains Marky in a nutshell |
