| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we will have a food truck festival, llama racing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and of course, petting zoo |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | out here in the paddock area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There will be a ladies hat contest, $1 beers, guys in bow ties and more |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And maybe best of all, 6 horses in each race of our Pick 4 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's all fine and dandy... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But what about the takeout? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Pylons... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tell him Andy |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've raised takeout to 25% across the board |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even the Players Pick 5 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except PTP, Andy, Zocalli, and Seabass |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | TWENTY FIVE FUCKING PERCENT??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THESE CRAZY BASTARDS ARE KILLING ME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY'RE GIVING US SIX HORSE FIELDS AND SUPER TRAINERS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND THEY WANT US TO PAY 25%?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't cry, we can play slots |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IF THEY DON'T FOCUS ON THE BETTOR IT'S OVER! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BEEN LISTENING TO THIS ATTRACT YOUNGER FANS STUFF |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SINCE BEFORE QUIGLEY'S CORNER STARTED! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BUT ITP PEOPLE LOVE WIENER DOGS! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK YOU AND YOUR WIENER DOGS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You don't understand, millenials love dumb stuff |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEY ARE SMART. THEY KNOW THEY'RE GETTING HOSED |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S SIMPLE MATH! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | MORE TAKEOUT EQUALS LESS BETTING |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | EVEN THESE TERRIBLE PADDOCK HOSTS KNOW THAT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND THESE PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN STRUCTURE THEIR PICK 4 TICKETS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I SEE THEM ALL ON TWITTER, THEY GO 5 DEEP AND INCLUDE THE 2/5 FAVORITE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IT'S SO MADDENING. THREE YEAR OLDS HAVE BETTER TICKET STRUCTURE. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IF THE TAKEOUT STAYS HIGH, WE'RE ALL OUT OF JOBS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | PTP WILL HAVE TO MOVE BACK TO PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND AND PUMP GAS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | CHARLIE WILL HAVE TO WASH DISHES |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | AND POOR FAT BEEM, AIN'T NOBODY GONNA LISTEN TO THAT DUMB SHOW ANYMORE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | HE'LL BE CALLING BINGO AT EL CORTEZ |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ever since Canterbury.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Once they chickened out I knew it was all but over |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Twenty five percent? Hell tomorrow it'll be 30. Maybe 50 by next year. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL THESE PEOPLE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | IT'S BEEN YEARS IVE BEEN TWEETING BUT THEY DON'T SEEM TO GET IT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND I'M FUCKING DONE WITH IT ALL. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It'll be ok Doug McPherson. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But there is one who can save us. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He's young. He's green. But the force is strong with him. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Chase Mullins. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Have you seen his repeat ticket structure? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He just may be wise enough to convince these folks that takeout matters. I am tired. I must train another. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And in Chase, I have my apprentice. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lower takeout bitches |
