00:00 - 00:03 | Your paper has been collected and is now in Transit with a YODEL courier |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have tracked the delivery van to Guildford |
00:05 - 00:07 | In the meantime a covert team of special agents |
00:08 - 00:12 | shall attempt to take an examiner hostage |
00:12 - 00:15 | And threaten to murder his entire family to secure you full marks |
00:17 - 00:19 | so I should get a minimum of a C grade |
00:19 - 00:21 | the Multiple choice section in paper 2 should lift me to a B |
00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | the covert operation |
00:31 - 00:33 | failed we did not realize that a freedom pass would not |
00:34 - 00:36 | allow you outside of Kent you got a U |
00:53 - 00:58 | All of those that were able to find the frequency of the microwave leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking Bullshit |
01:15 - 01:17 | those dicks at AQA have fucked me yet again |
01:18 - 01:23 | Whoever made that paper should be shot |
01:25 - 01:28 | No short answer questions but 4 pages about a fucking electric wheelchair |
01:29 - 01:31 | stop crying you bitch |
01:31 - 01:34 | the only easy page was the first |
01:34 - 01:37 | Everything after that was AIDS. |
01:37 - 01:40 | I got zero in the last six mark question |
01:40 - 01:42 | My fuher your just a dumb cunt , It was an easy paper |
01:42 - 01:46 | shut up you jammy prick. I'll spin your jaw |
01:46 - 01:48 | you should have done the specimen papers |
01:48 - 01:52 | they were a load of shit too but this paper had reached new levels |
01:53 - 01:54 | whats the point in sitting the second |
01:56 - 01:57 | I will get zero |
01:57 - 02:00 | we have not done any core practicals |
02:00 - 02:03 | let alone any data analysis |
02:04 - 02:08 | I have more chance of hitting the sun with a snowball |
02:08 - 02:13 | than passing this shitty little exam |
02:14 - 02:16 | I revised from the CGP book |
02:17 - 02:21 | but it is clearly useless |
02:27 - 02:29 | you are looking at |
02:30 - 02:34 | man who will end up wasting two years in school |
02:34 - 02:36 | for a shitty E or D worth zero UCAS points |
02:41 - 02:42 | I should have done a BTEC in childcare |
02:43 - 02:47 | and pass by spending all my free peroids eating dominos |
02:48 - 02:53 | and going to town for a cheeky nandos |
02:54 - 02:56 | they have it so fucking easy |
02:56 - 02:59 | Travel and tourism students don't even have to do an exam |
03:00 - 03:02 | but we have are expected to do calculations |
03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry I thought the wheelchair question was a good idea |
03:14 - 03:16 | I am so sad I can no longer shout I've lost my voice |
03:19 - 03:23 | this is the beginning of the end |
03:25 - 03:26 | can someone fetch me a glass juice? |
03:31 - 03:33 | a drink please |
03:40 - 03:46 | I think I will have to stay for year 14 |
03:46 - 03:49 | but an extra two years in this shit hole is enough |
03:53 - 03:56 | to drive anyone insane hand me the subway application form |