| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Hitler, I have your new timetable |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You will be teaching 22 periods per week |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 3 PPA lessons per week |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've rounded that up |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | because we are so kind to you |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | 22 lessons of science again then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I like that |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Hitler, ermmmmm |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You're teaching geography |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ethics and morals |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and PE also |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone clear off apart from my department |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FFS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I mean, FFS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the hell are SLT playing at? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Don't worry, SLT like us |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Remember, we teach spanish |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't do PE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't believe in God |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can't read a map |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you'll be marking less |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who's going to mark the geography books? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No more purple pens |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stuff your purple pens |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm a science teacher |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't teach mundane subjects |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I get headaches at the thought |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm stressed right now at the thought |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | When am I going to do |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the required practicals? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've had enough of this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | SLT can do one, all of them |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I want is to teach science |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want a class of grade 9 students |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | every single one of them. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But that's never going to happen |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | due to the incompatency |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | of the monkeys |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | running this place. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No doubt there'll be more |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | book scrutinies |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok...we're doing spanish |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want to stack shelves |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | in some generic supermarket |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll be praised more there |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the baked beans won't answer back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | even the cheddar cheese |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | will sit still |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm done here |
