00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we've been raided again. |
00:04 - 00:05 | It was the alpha tribe again. |
00:05 - 00:07 | They came from here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They took everything, even our hidden safe. |
00:12 - 00:15 | We're going to need to rebuild over here. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Why wasn't anyone logged in? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Keeping an eye on things? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Tribe leader, I think it was um, |
00:27 - 00:28 | John's turn. |
00:31 - 00:33 | That's just not true, it was supposed to be Mic |
00:34 - 00:36 | He said he would take my shift. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone level 40 or below can leave, now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck were you thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | We've worked too hard for too long! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Those alpha scum have taken everything from us. |
01:25 - 01:28 | I will not tolerate this. |
01:29 - 01:31 | I didn't collect obsidian |
01:31 - 01:34 | for six hours on the weekend to have it all taken away! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Every fucking time! It's the same thing! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And Gareth hasn't even logged in all month! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, my in laws were visiting I couldn't |
01:42 - 01:46 | Enough! No more excuses. No more. |
01:46 - 01:48 | I've barely had time to masturbate. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You filthy animal, you disgust me! |
01:53 - 01:54 | You're all useless! |
01:56 - 01:57 | If you all spent more time building |
01:57 - 02:00 | defenses instead of antagonising other tribes |
02:00 - 02:03 | then maybe we wouldn't be in this mess! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Those bitches out there want tames to ride! |
02:08 - 02:13 | But we have nothing to offer them now! Nothing! They'll leave us! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I can't be alone again, I just can't. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe we should just play PVE, is that what you want? |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm sorry I got carried away. |
02:30 - 02:34 | It's just this tribe means everything to me! |
02:34 - 02:36 | It makes me feel like a man. |
02:41 - 02:42 | We will rise again. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Mark my words, we will rebuild bigger and stronger than before! |
02:48 - 02:53 | We will be the new Alpha Tribe. |
02:54 - 02:56 | And I will stay up 24 hours a day |
02:56 - 02:59 | I will defend what is ours! |
03:00 - 03:02 | You fucking assholes can't be trusted! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he means John and Mic mainly. |
03:14 - 03:16 | And Anthony |
03:19 - 03:23 | When was the last time we saw him? |
03:25 - 03:26 | He's left us. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We're all alone. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Well, I'm a little bit stressed now. A bit worked up. |
03:46 - 03:49 | All tense, and sweaty. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I need a hand job. |