| 00:00 - 00:03 | So our styrene project deadline is approaching |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will need to submit it on canvas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our plant will be built here in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have put changes into our PFD which is now done |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And someone has been doing the energy balance on the heat exchangers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Should be fine, Iain told us to use PRO II so we are sorted |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So all is good |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My friend |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The report.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have not even started the report |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We dont even know what AutoCAD is |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who have not read Perrys, Coulson and Richardson get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE DEADLINE IS FUCKING CLOSE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CONTENTS PAGE IN A CONTENTS PAGE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I**N HAS REALLY DONE US OVER |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THATS BYE BYE TO GETTING A 2:1 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOU CLOWNS CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE ENERGY BALANCE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FUCK DESIGNING THE REACTOR, WHAT THE HELL IS A PSA ANYWAY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH EXCEL |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mate you should have went to the lectures on design |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU DUMB, I TRUSTED YOU MANS TO GO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well you know how bad his lectures are |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WELL WE ARE SCREWED EITHER WAY |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND YOU HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED HAZOP |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I thought styrene was all just fun and games |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Draw the PFD on Paint and copy and paste |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But then Turnitin came along |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And on top of that, I**n proved useless for help |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Told me to use PRO II and it solves everything |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And then he kills me by telling me its wrong after I complete it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should just switich courses to history and learn about Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are so screwed |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had hope, so much hope |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That we could smash this project together |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bun this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I DONT KNOW WHY I CHOSE CHEM ENG, ALL THOSE BLOODY LIES |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, I DONT KNOW HOW TO START HAZOP LET ALONE COSTING |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And why the fuck are you all still here |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Someone go and start on the mass balance |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND DONT FORGET THE DAMN PURGE!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, we have "the file" |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Book a group study room |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We need to prepare for our presentation aswell |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Use my ID number |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want to cry |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you bitches think I am going to answer the questions in the presentation |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then boi, you got another thing coming |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Change your accent though |
