| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Allies pushed through our field and took our second. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Setting up an mg under our arch, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they pinned down our flank. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The rest of the free world pushed into our ruins and the blue cafe, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | except for batdork who proned in the bathtub like a massive girl's blouse. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well we'll just respawn |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and run around like so. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Flash has.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Flash has fallen because we all sat back and... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and watched from spawn. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All leave excluding O'Hare, Werner, Brown..and Gougeon. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This map is a bottleneck!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You managed to lose a BOTTLENECK!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ONE street, easily defended with enfilading fire and stupidly narrow flanks, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | that even chantz could hold down. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now she's blubbering out in the HALL!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You are all members of the First Marine RAIDERS!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Raised on weapon restrictions and years of practising |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | for inter-clan realism matches and meeting girls |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader I have met TWO girls and have the number of |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | is that RIGHT Ripley you got a PHONE NUMber |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, I RANG the number and she even answered! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well it's a shame you aren't as good throwing GRENades |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AT THE MIDDLE OF FLASH |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You're all so good at remembering BIRTHdays |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and asking how each other is and filling out ban reports |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and sticking foy in every single GARbage map vote |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Like FOY is the fucking CAMELOT of 'good' map design |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | whereas if you listened to that breath of fresh air small pig poop fix and HIS requests |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | he knows his stuff god bless that downunder tard.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | you could be losing Strasbourg, rails b_3 and STALIN!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know that last one's not a real map |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but he makes me want to believe - he has a life that I respect.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | down on the farm with his stepmum. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck foy though.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck FOY and Strand and that big stupid meandering map you just added.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and you LOSE a map that is just a street and can NEVER win Jagd |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But the Allies can take the bridge on Kalt |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even CHANTZ can hold the bridge on KALT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And she uses a mouse without a CORD |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's okay, you'd still be terrible with a corded mouse. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | it's all over Brown we're finished...... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we may as well include orange and cherry arena maps... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and lime. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Your collar...it's too soft. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you use a dry cleaner instead of a generic aerosol spray they will starch it properly and you MIGHT, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | get to first base with your 'girlfriend'. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | which is more than i can say for Flash. |
