| 00:00 - 00:03 | There will hopefully be some simple surds to simplify |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Maybe a simultaneous equation |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Followed by some simple arithmetic sequence |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 2016 was a complete cluster fuck |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So this years paper should be fine |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I've done all the papers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I've done all the papers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I've even done some of the solomon papers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | This was one of the hardest papers |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Edexcel have fucked us again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They started immediately with an integration question |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who rememberd to include +c, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | EDEXCEL HAVE FUCKED ME AGAIN |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO THE FUCK CAN SELL 10816 FUCKING BICYCLES |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I THINK MY NAME MIGHT HAVE BEEN A FRACTION AFTER THAT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'M GOING TO START MY MCDONALDS APPLICATION |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND FUCK THOSE SURDS IN QUESTION 2 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHO THE FUCK WAS ABLE TO RATIONALIZE THAT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THINK I'M FUCKING STEPHEN HAWKING GIVING ME THESE GRAPHS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer if you just revised the transformations of graphs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 10816 FUCKING BIKES, AS IF IT'S FUCKING INDIA |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer if you just remembered it stopped after 2005 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING BIKE SHOP MY LIFE IS OVER |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SEND ME TO MCDONALDS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND THE TRIANGLE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THE AREA WAS A FUCKING FRACTION |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW IF THAT'S RIGHT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | EDEXCEL COULD HAVE ATLEAST USED SOME LUBE WHEN THEY FUCKED ME |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BUT NO THEY JUST MADE ME THEIR BITCH AND SHOVED IT IN DRY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I didn't even have a pillow to bite |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HOW DID THEY EXPECT ME TO FACTORIZE THESE NUMBERS, AS IF IM FUCKING STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was the easiest module |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now I have to get 100% on c2 and m1 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or I'm destined to farm sheep |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All because some pussy company |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | PRODUCES 140 BIKES A WEEK |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND SOME STUPID TRANSLATIONS OF GRAPHS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My ass is being sent to mcdonalds now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ALL BECAUSE OF SOME FUCKING BIKES |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How can I confront my parents now |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he's the only one who did bad |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can I enter the world again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | knowing I couldn't even find the area of a triangle |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That line was just impossible |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It had an intercept of 47/3 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And that's probably not even right |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the triangle had an area of 369/10 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I couldn't even do the surd question |
