| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fadal biss ghaxart ijiem ghall-elezzjoni |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Se nghamlu mass meetings iz-Zejtun, Marsa |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | U l-kbira ta' l-ahhar fuq il-Fosos |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Se jkun hemm trucks tac-Cisk u balla hot dogs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | U kpiepel ta' Michelle fuq wara |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | U tas-security services mal-perimetru |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Ma jmurx jinqala xi zobb |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gowzef... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Inqalat bicca... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Inqala zobb kbir propjament |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ir-Russi jafu b'Egrant |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Kulhadd hlief Konrad, Keith, Hillman u Tonna, barra! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Haqq ghoxx il-Madonna! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Qas haqq alla wahda ma irnexxielkom tahbu! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Ghettuli, li m'hu se jidher xejn, ghax Star Minister! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Gibtuni kapuljat, qahba! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Tista tghidli kif jista jkun? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ridtu tghaddu kollox miz-zobb ta' Nexia |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Xeba ismijiet ta' kumpaniji tal-hara, biex zgur alla jispikkaw. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Grupp ta' accountants deficenti bhalkom qatt ma rajt |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Gowzef, ir-Russi ghandom hafna sahha u influwenza |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fghoxx ommok, linfluenza qabbadta lili! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Gowzef, dan kliem hazin fenomenali! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Iz-zobb li diehel go sormok se jkun fenomenali! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Kretin! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hallejtu lil dik il-blogger tikteb kollox |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bit-tifel jirbah il-Pulitzer |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Flok tarrestawh u taqtawlu l-bajd! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Hamsa u ghoxrin sena oppozizzjoni illuppjati |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | U qas 4 snin m'ghamilna niggvernaw qads'ostja! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Il-haqq wicc alla kif fqajtuni |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Biex tfajtu lil dak il-borza xaham ta' Glenn jikteb ic-cucati minghalih xi bravu! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Missni hadt kollox f'ideja u ghamilt il-pjan jien |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Kont niftah savings fil-BOV |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ghax haddiem socjalist hekk jghamel! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Farraktuni... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Gurnata wara l-ohra storja gdida, kulhadd jistampa! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Sitta u tletin elf vot mohxijin f'sormhom madonna! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ara min jerga jati xi job lil JPO |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jekk narah naqlalu l-abjad ta' snienu b'idejja stess |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ikollu jmur quddiem Sant u jitolbu apologija |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Tinkwetax, se jhaddmu Trump issa |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Din l-elezzjoni wisq kerha |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | U Simon, hiereg ta' hero fuq din |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Abbli jirnexxielu jirbaha |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It-trick, hu li inkomplu nigdbu |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ohrog press release u ghid li nafu bir-Russi |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | U li jekk se jgheddidna Putin, se nitfalu tank hara |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | L-aqwa zmien biex niehu Valium |
