| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today we, like you, sat the C2 exam |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We sat the paper |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | sitting here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We stole the mark scheme and retrieved your paper |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | We got the mark scheme and your paper from this location |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You checked my answers? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I must've got 80+ UMS |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You only got 20 UMS on the whole paper |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | 9/11 wasn't the common ratio |
| 00:53 - 01:01 | Everyone else who treated 9/11 as the common ratio get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck was I thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY did I write that 9/11 was the common ratio? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Of course it wasn't, but you needed to use it to find the ratio |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't even answer basic questions |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My answer for 'a' was wrong then! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND my answer for the sum of the first 10 terms |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I lost so many marks from that dumb mistake |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And this was my £20 resit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer you can still do well if you ace S1! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | S1? Are you smoking meth? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, giving up will lead to your downfall |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll probably fail S1 and have to resit that too! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | £20 per resit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why can't Edexcel be nationalised |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so I won't need to pay for eventual success |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'll need to drop our ammo budget to pay for papers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But I can't do that; the Russians are closing in on us |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Soon we'll need to make our final stand |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If anything we need MORE ammo |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll have to hide in the fuhrerbunker if I want to resit C2 safely |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why did I have to fail.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And why NOW? Right as we are losing Berlin! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We are being surrounded on all sides! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll need to decide... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What's more important: my success in maths or preventing the end of the Nazi party |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I want to save the Nazi's, and not die without passing C2 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Was that paper a punishment for having to resit? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I may just shoot myself in the head |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Anything is better than being tortured by Russians! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Don't worry Eva Braun, we have a cyanide capsule for you to bite into! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | To all of you, I'm sorry |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know without sitting S1 that I'm doomed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Assemble who's left |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If this is my final day, I at least want to redo C2 again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so get Edexcel to deliver a new paper |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Summon the invigilator! |
