| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer we have news about Kevin's bachelor party |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have most of the guests flying in to Reagan International... |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | ..with the rest driving in locally. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | No one has any fucking idea where to go or what the plans are... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they're just showing up hoping to have a good time... |
| 00:14 - 00:15 | ..right here in D.C. |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | I'm not worried. I put Chris in charge of planning the party. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Chris... |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | Chris has made no plans for the party. |
| 00:34 - 00:35 | He says he's been busy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out of the room except Rabiner, St. John, Drew and Schell. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | That stupid mother fucker!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I knew he couldn't be trusted. |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | How fucking hard could it be? He had ONE job, and he fucks it up. |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | I'm going to fucking kill him... |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | That cocksucker is a walking disaster. |
| 01:31 - 01:33 | How hard could it be? |
| 01:34 - 01:39 | It's not like he didn't have warning. Kevin was engaged a year ago. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, he says he's been busy looking at houses... |
| 01:43 - 01:45 | BULLSHIT!!! He's probably been playing that infantile Pokemon Go. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Men Fuhrer, he also has to feed his cat,,, |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HORSESHIT!!! That cat controls his life. BASTARD!! |
| 01:52 - 01:53 | What a pussy... |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | He is hung like a hamster |
| 01:58 - 01:59 | and that's giving him too much credit... |
| 01:59 - 02:01 | and is cruel to hamsters. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | His balls are the size of M&Ms. |
| 02:04 - 02:05 | All it took was a few phone calls... |
| 02:06 - 02:07 | but he was too busy stroking his dick. |
| 02:08 - 02:10 | The one time he has to get his head out of his ass |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | he sticks it further up to the splenic flexure. |
| 02:14 - 02:15 | He is so FUCKING USELESS... |
| 02:17 - 02:19 | Now it is too late to line up a decent stripper |
| 02:20 - 02:21 | We'll be stuck with a crack whore tranny. |
| 02:26 - 02:28 | Poor Kevin. |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | How will I explain this to him? |
| 02:32 - 02:33 | He trusted me. |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | This was supposed to be a great party. |
| 02:40 - 02:41 | Now... |
| 02:42 - 02:45 | We'll end up jerking off in the hotel room to 2 Girls 1 Cup... |
| 02:46 - 02:47 | ...giving each other Dutch rudders. |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | ...and I have severe carpal tunnel syndrome. |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | I took time off from work... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | ...I used all my PTO and then some for this fucker.... |
| 02:59 - 03:02 | ..I told my boss my mom died to get away... |
| 03:05 - 03:07 | It's hard to believe he would lie about his mother. |
| 03:08 - 03:09 | *high pitched fart noise* |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, maybe we can still get a KegBus... |
| 03:19 - 03:20 | It's just... |
| 03:20 - 03:23 | I really wanted a nice party for Kevin |
| 03:24 - 03:25 | And now..... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...now we'll probably end up drinking Busch light alone.... |
| 03:40 - 03:41 | I hate Busch light. |
| 03:42 - 03:44 | It's too foamy... |
| 03:45 - 03:46 | ..and it gives me gas. I hate gas... |
| 03:54 - 03:55 | Maybe some Dunkel.... |
