| 00:00 - 00:03 | The results are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | One person has scored a 5 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | six people have scored a 4 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Eight have scored a 3 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and there was only one person who scored a 1 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Obviously I scored the five |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who was the idiot who scored a 1 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You were the one who scored a 1 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You will have to retake WHAP next year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone scored a 3 or higher get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I know I wrote down all the right answers |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I know I did |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My test was graded wrong |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All the pigs outside should have failed |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The person who scored the 5 shall be sent to a concentration camp |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | you will have mine regraded |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I couldnt have failed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HOW COULD THIS BE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir you answered E for all the multiple choice |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THATS WHAT PEOPLE TOLD ME TO PUT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir E wasn't even an answer choice |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHAT ABOUT MY ESSAYS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY SHOULD HAVE SCORED AT LEAST A 4 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I EVEN WROTE MY HISTORICAL CONTEXT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I ONLY FORGOT MY SYNTHESIS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT MY THESIS WAS PERFECT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HOW COULD SHE HAVE DONE BETTER THAN ME |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | SHE WILL BE SHOT FOR THIS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SHOULD HAVE DONE 10 TIMES BETTER THAN HER |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I EVEN TIED EVERYTHING BACK TO THE MONGOLS FOR THE SYNTHESIS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want Klaus arrested |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Everything he taught me was a lie |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He intentionally had me fail |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He doesn't know anything |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I show him what REAL history is |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THIS IS JUST ALL A CRUEL JOKE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and for the girl who scored a 5 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She will be sent to the Concentration Camps |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND SHE WILL ROT THERE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok at least you didn't fail like Hitler did |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Can I still get Ice Cream? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was promised Ice Cream |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I want vanilla |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | In a waffle cone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And with sprinkles on top, don't forget those, they are my favorite |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But none for the girl |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | or stinky Klaus |
