| 00:00 - 00:03 | You see we thought we had them cornered. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your ulimatum was well timed. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cook's district was surely gone. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All the rhetoric was there to force primaries like we planned. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Takeover of the House within our sights... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So what happened, Blakemore? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How did they out flank us? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lt. Dan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They drafted amendments |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They outsmarted us in the House |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Stickland, and the little boy don't get it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those Freedom Fuckers haven't given us good intel? Everyone out--except Allen, Tinderholt and Schaefer. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why can't we beat them!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Millions of dollars in campaigns! Secret filmers! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Even lied to the lobby to help me try to squash them... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why do they keep getting away with it? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hotze will curse me and my family! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The quack thinks I'm going to pass this stupid bathroom bill. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The crazy donors are expecting me to deliver the bad bills! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you can't even stop the Jew and his old timers... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lt. Dan, they've been here too long - they know too much! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Schaefer! You pathetic loser. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We don't have the brainpower to compete. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You told me these idiots would be capable. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How am I supposed to use this against Abbott?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This was supposed to be MY session. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | People were thinking Abbott is my bitch. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | God damn I hate talking to that pussy... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now, he'll get to take credit for compromise! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The stupid pastors will think HE DID EVERYTHING! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you know how hard it is to lie to those preachers? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I spend hours practicing in front of the mirror with my vodka and sock puppets. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And for what? For the House to foil everything. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can't go out like this. I'm Dannie Goeb, bitches. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Top Shelf Lounge Singer and King of Texas.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You'd better find a way to fix this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Or I'll show you all the videos of me and Hotze... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Trust me, you don't want to see them. I was sick for days. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ass never hurt so bad in my life... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I did it for the glory and the power! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You people are pussies! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Lois, he knows you tried hard for him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's time to make a change. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If none of you morons can give me what I want, I'll do it myself. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tell the Jew to meet with me... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell him we can finish Session. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell him I'll sing him a pretty song if he'll agree to stop everything. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And, yes, I'll call off Hotze and his dogs. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have to visit his chambers soon anyway... |
