| 00:00 - 00:05 | So, IC Medics had a great season. They smashed IC 2s 3-0! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 86 Goals, one Season! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | They can't possibly lose the title, can they? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | No way they're going to lose their last two games. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then they lose to IC 3s |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Then Holloway! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Then Holloway! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And they thought they were going up! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So they got the squad together and put a picture on facebook saying "LUSL Champions" |
| 00:47 - 00:54 | And they were holding up some random kid in the middle of the picture. But they didn't check their maths. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And then... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And then IC 2s started winning games |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And they won the league! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And Medics had to stay down! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And on top of that they lost Varsity. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Every single game. |
| 01:22 - 01:27 | What a bunch of silly cunts. Silly cunts. What were they thinking? |
