| 00:00 - 00:03 | These are the places where Neil could be |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've looked in the tool store |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the routing workshop |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | by the vacuum forming machine |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Simon Cooper's office |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You tried the other hangars |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and the toilet block |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We did |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Nothing there |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We tried everywhere |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We haven't seen him since he clocked in |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't seen Neil today, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where the fuck is he? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He works here for fuck's sake |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's a foreman, he's supposed to be in his section |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even his wife can't find him |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | She hasn't seen him in weeks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why is it that no one can ever find him? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Is he invisible like the fucking Predator? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I want you to find Neil Bowler |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We've even tried infrared cameras |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's not enough. We need a psychic |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They all refused when they heard his name |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then what the fuck are we gonna do? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Is he Bin Laden? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He walks around in full safety gear |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | white Tyvek suit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ear defenders |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Dust mask |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | safety goggles when he doesn't need them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | he should be easy to spot |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No wonder they call him the Scarlet Pimpernel |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or the Wandering Jew |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I reckon I can find him |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | even if have to dig in the skip |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | In all the years, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | In all the years that I have worked at AIM Aviation |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I probably have seen Neil Bowler |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | maybe four or five times |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | while he was actually doing some work |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | all other times, he was hiding behind a bench |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe he's outside smoking a fag |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | His camouflage skills |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | are unbelievable |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Better than the SAS |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and the Navy Seals |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess I'm going to have to wait until home time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and stand by the clock in machine |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | to give him that works order |
