| 00:00 - 00:03 | The popularity of Fidget Spinners is increasing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are currently sold by ReichMart |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | wich is located here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They were made for children with autism |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But they are also very popular with normal children |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am sure this crappy hype |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will end soon |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner reports that the hype wont end |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The sale numbers are still increasing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who ownes on of these crappy toys leaves. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do normal Children buy Toys made for retarded fucks |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What has happend to our fucking youth? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is what it has come to |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The millitary bought this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone bought this even the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can our generals allow our Soldiers to buy this crap |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is a fucking scandal |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer these toys are really fun to play with... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP OR DO YOU HAVE AUTISM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer this is a terrible insult |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The producers of these Toys are the scum of the German People |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A bunch of Fucktards |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These Toys were invented to spoil our youth |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But everyone buys these stupid things |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | just to spin that thing the whole day |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years I thought our youth would never buy shit like this |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But I was dissappointed badly |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Our enemies laugh at us |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | even that awful bloodthirsty monster stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never played with one of these stupid things |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Everyone plays with these stupid Toys |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | even my beloved dog blondi |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For Fucks Sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From the beginig everybody betrayed me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What an outrageous betrayl on me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But the producers of these Toys will pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They will pay dearly |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I am going to end up bombing their factory |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Calm Down, he cant take away our fidget spinners |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will have to take extreme measures |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Im confiscating all Fidget Spinners in the bunker |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will end this hype |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think, Gentlemen you can hide these things from me your dead wrong |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I find them I will put a Bullet in your head |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now get the fuck out |
