| 00:00 - 00:03 | So you passed the interview, signed your soul away |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | start your Monday 'half day' |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you take the mtr to cwb |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | which as usual is busy as fuck with mainland tourists |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but you still manage to turn up on the dot at 1 fucking pm |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | sigh. the squatting tourists |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what time do we finish work again? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, we finish at 9 pm |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But we finish at 6pm on Saturday. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Saturday is only 10-6pm |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're not the greedy ceo, the money grabbing cro or the fat one, fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the fuck did I agree to this bullshit? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I worked my ass off at uni only to babysit spoilt rich brats |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | to be patronised by racist, ignorant parents |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm too old for this fucking shit. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And they don't even give extra benefits |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is no different to communist fucking china |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | what the fuck can I do with 16 fucking days of annual leave |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer,you can go home - see your family |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No I can't you commie bastard - the jet lag destroyed me last time |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, 16 days is generous for HK |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Go suck Chairman Mao's dick. People in the UK can get 5 weeks |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No wonder people get tired |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No wonder people leave |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'd rather be a deliveroo driver than work here |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This place is such fucking garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We're treated worse than slaves and prisoners |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You can't do this. You can't do that. what the fuck can I do then you commie cunts |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I wanted was to teach fucking English. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But they had to ruin my passion for teaching by running this place like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should go work in a SK academy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How hard is it to hire people who are not psychopaths or cunts? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | People with fucking brains and logic |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't deal with another cunt |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am going crazy working with fucktard colleagues who are dumber than my students |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Someone who doesn't need training, someone who is normal, someone who can spell peace |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | who doesn't act like fucking dumb dory |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We're fucked. We're actually fucked. Everyone smart is leaving |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the fucking company deserves this shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok - you can spell peace - you can get another job |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm so done with this fucking place. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Soon psychos and retards will be head of dep - then they'll really be fucked |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | there's no future here |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That new place will steal all our students |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And they still sit on their arses, wondering why people keep quitting |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | thinking it is so easy to hire intelligent fuckers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | leave me. i need PIECE and quiet. |
