| 00:00 - 00:03 | There are azaleas growing here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and also here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | over here, mostly pink ones |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and here, a mix of purple and white. really all colors |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | could not some of them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | be rhododendrons? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my furer... um...rhododendrons |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | rhododendrons |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | rhodendrons and azaleas |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they are not the same flower |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they are different |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | you're telling me that i don't know my flowers? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | azaleas and rhododendrons are part |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | of the same family! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | you motherfuckers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | you are all idiots |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | who know NOTHING about botany |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | nothing at all |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i have both types of flowers in my yard |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | i know the difference |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | sir but they are different |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I FUCKING KNOW THAT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but those are clearly azaleas |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | how could you be so sure? are you a botanist? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HOW MANY STAMENS??? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | azaleas have five stamens |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | rhododendrons, ten |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | botanists agree that it's hard to tell the difference |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | are you a trained botanist? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | no, you're not. you're an arrogant motherfucker |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | you're a FAKE. a fraud |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | everything you know about botany you got off the internet |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | you're just an uglier version of jon snow |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | you know nothing about love |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or about rhododendrons vs azaleas |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i may not be a botanist |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but i know this |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | azaleas are part of the rhododendron family |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | recently reclassified |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | there are no clear lines between them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | so don't try to act like those are clearly azaleas |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, he's right, he really is |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | rhododendrons, azaleas |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | all azaleas are rhododendrons |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | not all rhododendrons are azaleas |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | did you know that |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | did you think of that? no you didn't |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | so shut your whore mouth |
