| 00:00 - 00:03 | Its been a tough last few months of the season. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A run of bad form |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | culminated with north London derby defeat. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have picked up form in the last few weeks, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we have left it very late to get the fourth place trophy. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Dont worry, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | well fluke it to finish fourth by one point. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Top four... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Top four is Chelsea, Spurs, City and Liverpool. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're not in the Champions League next season. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've ever made noise at the Emirates, stay in this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | TOP FOUR CONSISTENCY WAS ALL WE HAD! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | EVERY CUNT WILL BE WATCHING ARSENAL FAN TV LAUGHING AT OUR FANS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How the fuck did this happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | CHELSEA AND SPURS TOP TWO?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What the fuck will Wilshere sing about this year? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How did we let this happen? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why didn't we use the lasagna poison? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, we can't use that every season. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WELL NOT USING IT LANDED US IN EUROPA! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, we could still win the FA Cup. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh great, that'll qualify us... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FOR EUROPA! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | As if we'll win it anyway, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Chelsea will make us look like fucking mugs! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even TY will have to admit we're shit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE'VE ALL BEEN SO FUCKING DELUDED ABOUT OUR SQUAD. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | TO THINK, AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON, I THOUGHT XHAKA |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WAS A BETTER SIGNING THAN KANTE OR WANYAMA. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IF IT WASN'T FOR SANCHEZ, WHAT WOULD WE BE? FUCKING DOGSHITE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe it's not so bad... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If we play well, we finally could win |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | a European trophy! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh, who am I kidding? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We'll get knocked out in the last 16 like we do in Champions League!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And to make matters worse City will probably sign Sanchez! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'll be stuck trying to score goals with Walcott. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'd kill for a decent goalscorer! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'd even take Van Persie back!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's in Turkey, you're safe now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Not in the top four? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My saddest day as a gooner since I last went on Piers Morgan's Twitter account. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tell me... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | are all us gooners pricks? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Well, if we keep making 'Wenger out' banners and hijacking Twitter polls, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we can't exactly be that likeable. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Where's my cyanide? |
