| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer Hitler, the AP World History results are in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The news isn't good. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The lowest score were from Germany. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I'm sorry to report this to you. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Berlin reported the worst results. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This cannot be true. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Germans have superior minds. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You failed the test |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your score was a 1. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except my tutors - George, Chris and Bobby. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You taught me incorrectly |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's your fault. You are imbeciles! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You wanted me to fail. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You tried to humiliate the greatest mind ever. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What will people say? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I knew trade routes, the Chinese dynasties, and social standards. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How did I fail? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Answer me now... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We tried to teach you.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Lies, you idiot. Stop lying. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I said to get sleep... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Sleep, forget sleep - I need instruction. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why didn't I hire pros? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Where were my snacks before the DBQ? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I was starving! Who can think when they are starving? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not me I tell you! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I was let down by all of you. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I knew everything - I was just too hungry to get it on paper. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The kid next to me had a snickers bar! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The other dictators had snacks - even Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't bear to take it again! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | George - grow my mustache, dress like me... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and take it like a robot. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It must have been the Inferentials. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No one told me about Genghis Khan. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What is a Genghis Khan? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I want the names of the proctors! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will send them to the camps. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will suffer for this. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry - you weren't his proctor. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why did I take it? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I didn't have anything to prove. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I know I'm brilliant. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Why did you let me? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am now a laughing stock among dictators. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Mussolini snd Stalin must never find out. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Never speak of it again. |
